My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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