Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
