I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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