listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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