i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
When are your genitals available?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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