i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I still have a little drunk in my system
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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