He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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