I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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