i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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