I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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