North Korea, Best Korea!
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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