no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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