just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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