suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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