oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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