Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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