I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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