Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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