The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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