It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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