More tranny stories later!
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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