In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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