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• (310): View more from California

  it was a shit show

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  We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.

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• (925): View more from California

  just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono

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• (801): View more from Utah

  my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.

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  you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.

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  IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.

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• (925): View more from California

  Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.

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  School starts next week

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on

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  Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.

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• (818): View more from California

  Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.

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