Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.