Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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