he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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