That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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