Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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