I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
