Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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