So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
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Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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