she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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