Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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