I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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