WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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