New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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