he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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