fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize