i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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