Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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