there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
