STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
