i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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