Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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