Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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