Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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