____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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