D3 body, D1 cock
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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