hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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