Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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