Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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