And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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