im holly from the hills drunk
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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