Non-Jews are for practice
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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