i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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