yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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