I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
birth control should be required to get into college
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
