During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I could fuck to npr.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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