It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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