I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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